Chapter
5 MLP vs RPG
The thief ran up the stairs as fast as
his two legs could go.
“H-h-ow could they beat me!??” he
panted. He kept running til he got to the top of the fortress.
“Hurry he's at the top!” said
Rainbow Dash as they were getting closer to the thief.
The thief looked frantically for way to
escape. “Come on come on!” he said.
The ponies made it to the top the
fortress. “We got you now,” said Rainbow Dash as she pointed her
hoof at the chameleon.
“AAAAAHHHH!!!!!” he screeched as he
jumped to face them. “S-st-stay back!” the panicking lizard said.
“Hand over the crystal,” demanded
Applejack.
“Never !” said the lizard. “It's
the only thing powerful enough that I can use to achieve my goal”.
“We're not going to let you use it to
unleash the great evil !” said Twilight.
“Whah? Who said anything about me
freeing that-” the thief started. Then suddenly the castle shook.
It was being bombarded by cannon balls.
“Whaaahhh!” everypony and the thief
said.
“Stop this immediately,” shouted
Rarity.
“This isn't my doing!” said the
thief.
The cannon balls where coming from a
flying battle ship that had giant propellers.. “Oh ding-wall, not
these guys”! said the thief.
“Ding-wall?” Twilight said
confused.
Suddenly the ship slammed into the
castle. “Whoa!” said thief and the ponies as they lost balance
and fell into the ship and everything went black.
The Ponies had regained consciousness.
They all groaned as they got up.
“What happened?” said Fluttershy.
“it seems to be a ship,” answered
Twilight.
“Hey where'd the thief go!?” said
Rainbow Dash.
“I believe he fell on with us,”
said Rarity.
Suddenly some strange monsters appeared
on deck.
“Hey who's the girlys on Lord
Bowser's ship,” said a sliver Armored Koopa with a spike on its
helmet .
“They shouldn't be there,” said a
Goomba that wore a green cap with a spike on it.
“Were sorry, we didn't mean to
intrude,” said Twilight.
“Sorry ain't good enough toots!”
said the Armored Koopa.
“Who ya calling toots!” retorted
Applejack.
“It don't matter” replied the rude
Armored Koopa.
“All that matters is that we give you
the boot off of here!” said the Spiked goomba
“Well then, must you be so rude!”
said Rarity
“We're not going anywhere!” said
Rainbow Dash
“Oh so yous are going to be
uncooperative eh?” said Armored Koopa
“Captain, there be stowaways on
board!” he shouted. Then the captain of the ship came on deck. He
looked like an armored koopa but his armor was dark purple ,he had a
hook hand, a spiky red shell, red eyes, a pirate hat on, and spoke
like a cliche pirate .
“I be the captain of this vessel and
I won't have any girly ponies stowaways.” said the Captain.
Elsewhere.
The Thief had landed below deck.
“Ey-yei-yei those girls put up a fight,” said the lizard as he
rubbed his head.
“Well then, I better get..., hey
where'd my RPG orb go?!” He said while checking the pockets he
didn't have.
Back on deck.........
“Time to show you
rainbow colored freaks who's boss!” said the Spiked Goomba.
“What did you
call us!?!” shouted Applejack.
“You're so going down!” said
Rainbow Dash.
“Bring it on flapjacks!” shouted
the Armored Koopa.
“Just go ahead and wait flapjacks
really?” said a confident and confused Twilight.
“Sounds good to me,” replied Pinkie
Pie
“Enough chit-chat, I'm gonna be
key-hauling ye swabbies!” shouted the Captain.
Suddenly a colorful orb rolled onto the
deck. Then everything spun in a circle and the ponies and and crew
were in an RPG style battle.
The ponies began fighting back against
the crew .
Applejack bucked Spiked Goomba. It did
18 damage.
Twilight fired magic spell at Armorrd
Koopa. It did 40 damage.
Spiked Goomba jumped on Rarity. It did
23 damage.
Rainbow dash charged at Captain. It did
25 damage.
Captain slashed with black cutlass at
Rainbow Dash ! It did 50 damage.
Pinkie Pie used cupcake on Rainbow
Dash. It healed 33 damage.
Armored Koopa used shell spin on
Twilight. It did 20 damage.
Fluttershy used cuteness on Captain.
Captain is paralyzed.
Spiked Goomba jumped on Applejack. It
did 15 damage.
Rarity used dress magic. It doubled
teams defense.
Rainbow Dash used thunderbolt cloud on
Captain. It did 40 damage.
Applejack used super kick on Spiked
Goomba. It did 70 damage to Spiked Goomba.
Spiked Goomba defeated.
Armored Koopa used super shroom on
Captian. It Healed 50.
Captain is no longer paralyzed by
cuteness.
Twilight used ice spell on Armored
Koopa. It did 32 damage and froze Armored Koopa.
Fluttershy summoned Bear.
Bear used claw swipe on Armored Koopa.
It did 40 damage.
Armored Koopa defeated.
Bear disappeared.
Captain used cannon fire! It did 90
damage to party.
“What party?” asked Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie used cupcake rain. It healed
100 on party.
Captain got upset! Attack increased.
Captain used cutlass on Fluttershy. Did
165 damage.
Fluttershy fainted.
“Fluttershy!” shouted everypony.
“Now you're going to get it!” said
Rainbow Dash.
“You can say that again!” added
Applejack.
Party's Attack increased tremendously.
Applejack used super buck. It did 78
damage.
Rarity used Healing magic on
Fluttershy. Fluttershy recovers.
Twilight used Flare. It did 100 damage.
Rainbow Dash used sonic rainboom! It
did 9999999!
Captain defeated.
Ponies win!
All the ponies the celebrated.
Your Friendship level went up by 80.
Your power level went up by 40.
Your coolness went up 20%.
Gained items, cupcake.
Then the RPG battle ended and things
were normal again.
“What kind of ponies are they?!”
said the Spiked Goomba who was stuck to a wall.
“My shell hurts,” wined the Armored
Koopa
“I ain't be beaten
that....eas..al....y!” the Captain struggled to get up.
“We won!” cheered Applejack.
“Now to find that Chameleon!” said
Rainbow Dash.
But bellow deck a green scaly hand
pulled out the wiring for the big propellers.
“Whoa, AHHHH!” they all screamed.
“Oh no the experimental dimensional
warp was on here” said the Armored koopa”.
“The what ?” Said Twilight.
The ship rumpled and tilted side to
side. All the koopas and goombas fell of the ship. Which was then
engulfed in a dimensional portal. The crew looked at the sky from a
hill. “How are we going to explain this to lord Bowser ?” Said a
Armored Koopa. The Captain just face-planted.
Back on the ship. The inside of the
dimensional portal was a cyan color, with streams going forward.
“How do we stop this thing!”
screamed Rarity.
“I don't know!” said Twilight in
fear.
“We're coming to a clearing” said
Rainbow Dash.
“Hang on girls!” shouted Twilight.
A bright light flashed.
The ship then appeared in a world with
a canyon.
Before anypony could do anything. The
ship then crashed into the canyon.
